Bloody Lovely Grub!

For those of you revolted by the sound of my faggots, here’s what they look like … this is your classic English faggots, mushy peas and chips! What the heck are mushy peas, I hear you ask. Well, they’re one of those foods that divide a nation. Half the population’s probably never even eaten them. The half that has is probably equally divided between devotees and heretics. Perhaps the best way to describe their place in British cuisine (yes, such a thing does exist) would be to say that mushy peas are to the English industrial working class what collard greens are to African-Americans from the south.